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#4188 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4189 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Langsam's Laws: (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.
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#4190 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
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#4191 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | laser, n.: Failed death ray.
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#4192 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Laura's Law: No child throws up in the bathroom.
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#4193 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.
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#4194 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Law of Continuity: Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
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#4195 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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#4196 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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#4197 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
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