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#4148 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | It is fruitless: to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid.
to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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#4149 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "It's in process": So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.
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#4150 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | italic, adj: Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases. Unique to Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases are often slanted to the left.
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#4151 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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#4152 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
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#4153 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Jim Nasium's Law: In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to each other so that everybody is cramped.
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#4154 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | job interview, n.: The excruciating process during which personnel officers separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
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#4155 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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#4156 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | jogger, n.: An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
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#4157 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Johnny Carson's Definition: The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
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