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#4118 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | IBM's original motto: Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum.
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#4119 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | IBM: [International Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The dominant force in computer marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware and 10% of all software. To protect itself from the litigious envy of less successful organizations, such as the US government, IBM employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' General.
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#4120 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | IBM: I've Been Moved Idiots Become Managers Idiots Buy More Impossible to Buy Machine Incredibly Big Machine Industry's Biggest Mistake International Brotherhood of Mercenaries It Boggles the Mind It's Better Manually Itty-Bitty Machines
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#4121 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.
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#4122 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | idiot box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4123 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4124 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | idleness, n.: Leisure gone to seed.
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#4125 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | ignisecond, n: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4126 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | ignorance, n.: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
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#4127 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Iles's Law: There is always an easier way to do it. When looking directly at the easy way, especially for long periods, you will not see it. Neither will Iles.
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