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#4108 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Horner's Five Thumb Postulate: Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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#4109 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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#4110 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Household hint: If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
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#4111 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
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#4112 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
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#4113 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
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#4114 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
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#4115 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hubbard's Law: Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
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#4116 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to... to... uh.....
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#4117 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | IBM Pollyanna Principle: Machines should work. People should think.
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