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#4088 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
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#4089 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hatred, n.: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4090 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hawkeye's Conclusion: It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
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#4091 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4092 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
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#4093 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
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#4094 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
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#4095 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
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#4096 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
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#4097 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hildebrant's Principle: If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
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