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#4078 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hangover, n.: The burden of proof.
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#4079 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | hangover, n.: The wrath of grapes.
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#4080 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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#4081 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
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#4082 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4083 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | hard, adj.: The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those of other people.
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#4084 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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#4085 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Harriet's Dining Observation: In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
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#4086 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.
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#4087 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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