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#3698 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Air Force Inertia Axiom: Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
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#3699 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | air, n.: A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3700 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Alaska: A prelude to "No."
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#3701 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
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#3702 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible.
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#3703 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | algorithm, n.: Trendy dance for hip programmers.
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#3704 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | alimony, n: Having an ex you can bank on.
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#3705 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | All new: Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
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#3706 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
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#3707 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Alliance, n.: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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