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#4048 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. -- Earl Wilson
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#4049 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. -- Ray Simard
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#4050 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws.
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#4051 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
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#4052 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]
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#4053 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | grasshopotomaus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
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#4054 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Gravity: What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
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#4055 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Gray's Law of Programming: `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as `_n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.
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#4056 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Great American Axiom: Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
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#4057 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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