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#3848 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Christmas: A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry salads, family get-togethers; for others, noted as having the best response time of the entire year.
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#3849 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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#3850 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#3851 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3852 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Clarke's Conclusion: Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
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#3853 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Clay's Conclusion: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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#3854 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | clone, n: 1. An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their product." 2. A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product is a clone of our product."
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#3855 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
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#3856 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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#3857 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
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