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#3346"Is this foreplay?"
"No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me again."
-- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)
#3347egrep patterns are full regular expressions; it uses a fast deterministic
algorithm that sometimes needs exponential space.
-- unix manuals
#3348"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."
-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths
#3349"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
-- Peter da Silva
#3350If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
#3351"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
#3352"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-- Will Rogers
#3353"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
-- a saying at RPI
#3354"The geeks shall inherit the earth."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
#3355"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
-- Chip Salzenberg
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