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#3036 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
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#3037 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away!" "I can't, son; he's grown too powerful." "HO HO HO!" -- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
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#3038 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!" -- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
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#3039 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it" -- Captain Combat
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#3040 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman
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#3041 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterman
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#3042 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
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#3043 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman
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#3044 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
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#3045 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Hello again, Peabody here..." -- Mister Peabody
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