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![](/images/empty.gif) | #1791 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggler
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1792 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | [From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]:
The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost," "diversified functions with compact design," "flexibility in accessibleness and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely suppressed" etc.
And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve "super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1793 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new experience in sound:
5. Turn the handle to the right 90 degrees. The pin-spreading sound is normal for this type of connector.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1794 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Function reject.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1795 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1796 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1797 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the Open Software Foundation] is its mouth. -- John Gilmore
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1798 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden: Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP machine now permits LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1799 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"! I'm taking a VAX-NAP.
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| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #1800 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | //GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
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