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![](/images/empty.gif) | #2531 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself, "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enough immortality for me.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #2532 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | As seen on slashdot about what you can do with your cable modems: (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32387&cid=3495418):
Summary: It's not about how you handle your equipment, it's where you have permission to stick it.
The post is by "redgekko"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #2533 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will never solve - politics." -- Gavin Baker, ca 1996, An unusually cynical moment inspired by working on a large project beseiged by politics
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #2534 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, draw a pretty picture." --Baker's Third Law of Design.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #2535 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Breakpoint 1, main (argc=1, argv=0xbffffc40) at main.c:29 29 printf ("Welcome to GNU Hell!n"); -- "GNU Libtool documentation"
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