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#491 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
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#492 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. -- Fred Allen
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#493 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak! -- Bullwinkle Moose
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#494 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am? Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
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#495 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? -- Rich Little
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#496 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Everyone is in the best seat. -- John Cage
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#497 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door. -- Marlo Thomas
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#498 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? -- Han Solo
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#499 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "First things first -- but not necessarily in that order" -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
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#500 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
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