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#491E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
#492Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
-- Fred Allen
#493Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
-- Bullwinkle Moose
#494Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
#495Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
-- Rich Little
#496Everyone is in the best seat.
-- John Cage
#497Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
#498Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo
#499"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
#500Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
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