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#481 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | But you shall not escape my iambics. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus
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#482 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances. -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test. Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
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#483 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"
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#484 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
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#485 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! -- Princess Leia Organa
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#486 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot that shot down the Korean jet? At one point he definitely states:
"Natasha! First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."
-- ihuxw!tommyo
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#487 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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#488 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Don't everyone thank me at once! -- Han Solo
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#489 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats! Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it! -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
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#490 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
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