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![](/images/empty.gif) | #851 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand. -- Raymond Chandler
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #852 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less." -- Louise Andrews Kent
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #853 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Where is John Carson now that we need him? -- RLG
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #854 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | While he was in New York on location for _Bronco Billy_ (1980), Clint Eastwood agreed to a television interview. His host, somewhat hostile, began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless, lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself to define a Clint Eastwood picture. "To me," said Eastwood calmly, "what a Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in." -- Boller and Davis, "Hollywood Anecdotes"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #855 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #856 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now?
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #857 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Who is John Galt?
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #858 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #859 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Who was that masked man?
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #860 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Who's on first?
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