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#511 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy. One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?' and when she says `No,' he will say, `Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish.' And that's your chance, my boy."
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#512 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!! -- Adventures of Asterix
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#513 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note: "Bring a friend, if you have one."
Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement. He also attached the following: "Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."
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#514 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Go ahead... make my day. -- Dirty Harry
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#515 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | God help the troubadour who tries to be a star. The more that you try to find success, the more that you will fail. -- Phil Ochs, on the Second System Effect
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#516 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. -- Pablo Picasso
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#517 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.
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#518 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
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#519 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. -- Princess Leia Organa
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#520 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.
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